Kyla Marie Aquino doesn’t do her homework until 15 minutes before it is due, she doesn’t gas until the light is on, and she claims that procrastination is hereditary; thus, revolutionizing this sacred art.
Are you one of many people, such as Kyla, who suffers from chronic procrastination?
Kyla Marie Aquino first donned this Earth on October 4, 1988 and graduated from George Washington High School in 2006. Furthermore, she has 11 siblings. Right now you may be asking “what is the significance of these pieces of information?”.
Well, since October 4, 1988 she has carefully honed her skills in procrastination, the best start training when they are young. This graduate from George Washington High School Class of 2006, had to help mother her 9 other siblings, while her older brother was off accomplishing his dreams. This mighty gecko had to master procrastination in order to handle the massive amount of siblings she had to care for compounded with school work, house work, and part-time work. These factors helped establish her as a leading procrastinator.
Here are some examples of her crafty procrastination:
1.) Kyla said that losing weight is a problem she has. She says she always postpones the time she is supposed to go running. She says she would do it the next day, but as we all know that “tomorrow” never comes: an example of cunning procrastination and avoiding evil “deadlines.”
2.) In most cases, many people gas their cars when the gas light goes on. She usually says “I’ll gas on the way home” or “I’ll gas it early in the morning before class.” She said “One time, my car died out but luckily 3 feet away from the gas station … my brother had to push the car into the station.” She felt it was really embarrassing. She waits until the very last moment to gas her car, which has always proven successful, except for that one time she died in front of the gas station.
3.) She says she is also terrible with homework. She is the type of student that waits 3 hours before the deadline to start on the assignment. She says “Unless it comes to presentations because I usually enjoy doing more than what is needed.” For example, last year in her EN111 class, her class had to write a 25-page paper which was due at the end of the semester. However, being the master of Procrastination, she waited 24 hours until assignment submission before she began to work on the paper. Luckily, she finished the paper and was able to turn it in on time. A testament to her awesome skills.
The Master of Procrastination
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